Thursday, October 25, 2007

Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

Okay, some of us might have to turn in our "Man Cards."

Popular Mechanics has a list of 25 Skills Every Man Should Know.

Oddly enough, bow hunting skills and computer hacking skills didn't make the list.

Every man should know how to...

1. Patch a radiator hose
2. Protect your computer
3. Rescue a boater who has capsized
4. Frame a wall
5. Retouch digital photos
6. Back up a trailer
7. Build a campfire
8. Fix a dead outlet
9. Navigate with a map and compass
10. Use a torque wrench
11. Sharpen a knife
12. Perform CPR
13. Fillet a fish
14. Maneuver a car out of a skid
15. Get a car unstuck
16. Back up data
17. Paint a room
18. Mix concrete
19. Clean a bolt-action rifle
20. Change oil and filter
21. Hook up an HDTV
22. Bleed brakes
23. Paddle a canoe
24. Fix a bike flat
25. Extend your wireless network

How well did you fare on this exam?

I have to argue with the list, at least a bit. They've overestimated the value of some, but neglected others. My additions:
  • Change a car tire.
  • Swim.
  • Open a tight lid on a jar.
  • Make coffee.
  • Skin a buck
  • Run a trout line.
  • Live off the land.
  • Catch catfish from dusk 'til dawn.
  • Spit some Beechnut in that dude's eye.
  • Cook steak on the grill, having created a charcoal fire.
  • Make an omelette.
  • Tie a bowline & taut-line hitch.
  • Tie a tie (bow tie is for the advanced class).
  • Make chili.
  • Unclog a drain or toilet.
  • Use jumper cables.
  • Change his child's diaper.
  • Balance a checkbook.
  • Change spark plugs.
  • Set up a tent.
  • Talk intelligently about religion & politics, arguing a point without shouting or fisticuffs.
  • Train a dog.
  • Ride a horse.
  • Ride a Harley.
  • Water ski.
  • Drive a car with a standard transmission (stick shift).
  • Cauterize the wound from an arrow using only a knife, gun powder, a stick to bite, the heel of a revolver, some whiskey, and a cheap cigar.
  • Exterminate fire ants ... with extreme prejudice.
  • Use duct tape to fix any and all broken things.
What did I miss?

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